This one caught me WAY off guard. I mean WAY. OFF. GUARD.
- Obnoxious Motorcycle Guy: VVVVRRRROOOOOOOOOOOM
- Me: Well, sounds like someone's compensating for something. [merely insinuates]
- Obnoxious Motorcycle Guy: VVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
- Mom: ...Oh, honey, come on! Your penis can't be THAT small! [takes it waaay too far]
